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couldnotstop:

T3

Version 2 and no, Katie, your arm does not look fat.

Again sorryz

sarahlorraine:

ilovecharts:

bdotdub:

herroman:

samich:

dirtyhomme:

I smoked with a stripper because I’m beautiful.. Makes sense.

I needed a homo because I’m gay. Well, ok, that was pretty blunt.

I banged a bag of weed because I love marijuana. Logic - it works.

I slept with a stripper because that how I roll. Sorry Laura

i banged a horse because i’m sexy as hell.

considering people have died from that. heh. its a little funnier.

 I smoked with Paris Hilton because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous ;)

lookbookdotnu:

december

 LOVE THIS…